I’m a Birthday Loan Officer – Hazy IPA

If those birthday invites keep stacking up and you’re not sure you can afford them all, talk to us about our 6.5% interest!*, 30 year fixed loan. The asterisk means we round up to 8%, it’s just called the “6.5% interest!” loan. It’ll cover the tapas, or the bouncy house rental. While you’re signing the papers, enjoy this hazy IPA packed with flavors to help you forget about interest rates and the economy. Hopped with Citra, Mosaic, and Krush brimming with a medley of tropical fruits reminiscent of those caprisuns you crushed at all those birthdays.